WHAT SHOULD WE CALL NORTHWESTERN

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE RIDING THE INTERCAMPUS SHUTTLE

WHEN MY FRIEND IS GIVING AWAY AN EXTRA CONCERT TICKET

WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS WHY I’M INTERESTED IN A POSITION

WHEN I GET AN EMAIL FROM THE CHAPTER STANDARDS CHAIR

WHAT THE ENTIRE NORTHWESTERN CAMPUS IS SAYING RIGHT NOW

WHEN I BITCH TO MY FRIENDS ABOUT A BOY

WHEN I KICK A ONE NIGHT STAND OUT

WHEN I HOOKED UP WITH A FRESHMAN

WHEN I THINK ABOUT TAILGATING BEFORE THE 11 AM HOMECOMING GAME

WHEN I MAKE A REALLY GREAT JOKE