May 2012
53 posts
WHEN I'M DRUNK AND WANT TO SAY HELLO TO THE GUY I...
WHEN SOMEONE BRINGS REGULAR ANDRE INSTEAD OF PEACH
WHEN I'M DESCRIBING MY BEST FRIEND
(or my alter ego)
WHEN I PREGAMED CHAPTER DINNER
WHEN I SKIP CLASS AND THERE ISN'T A POP QUIZ
WHEN MY SEXUALLY INEXPERIENCED FRIEND IS FEELING...
WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS TALKING ABOUT BECOMING...
I’m like:
April 2012
49 posts
WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING THE PRIMAL SCREAM
I prefer:
WHAT I IMAGINE GUYS SAY TO EACH OTHER WHILE...
WHAT I HEAR FROM AT LEAST ONE PERSON EVERY DAY
WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS SHE'S GOING TO A FRAT PARTY TO...
WHEN I HEAR THERE'S AN OPEN BAR SPECIAL
WHEN MY FRIENDS AT OTHER SCHOOLS ARE POSTING...
WHEN THE BUSES TO FORMAL/CRUSH PARTY ARE LEAVING...
HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR COZY BYOB...
WHEN I FINISH A HARD MIDTERM AND WANT TO CELEBRATE
What I plan on doing:
What I end up doing:
WHAT I WANT TO SAY TO MOST OF THE NORTHWESTERN...
WHEN SOMEONE CRITICIZES MY DRUNK BEHAVIOR FROM THE...
WHEN I PASS MORTY ON THE SIDEWALK
WHEN I'M DANCING WITH MY DATE AT FORMAL
How I think we look
How we actually look
WHEN YOU READ THE LYRICS TO YOUR CHAPTER'S GONE...
WHEN PEOPLE ARE POSTING ON FACEBOOK ABOUT YET...
WHEN EVANSTON TOWNSHIP HIGH SCHOOL KIDS GO TO THE...
WHAT I WANTED TO SAY TO MAYOR TISDAHL WHEN THE KEG...
WHEN I'M DRUNK AND POSE FOR A PHOTO
WHEN YOU BORROW A FRIEND'S FAKE
WHEN SHERMAN AVE TALKS ABOUT ME ON FACEBOOK
BUS RIDE HOME FROM A CRUSH PARTY
WHEN SOMEONE HASN'T HEARD OF CHET HAZE
WHEN I TOLD MY FRIENDS I CREATED THIS SITE
WHEN I HOOKED UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S DATE AT...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UNDERGRADS AND KELLOGG...
Undergrads:
Kellogg:
Astounding similarities.
WHEN I'M TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER NAMES
WHEN MY FRIEND IS STAYING IN TO STUDY BUT I WANT...
WHEN I TAKE A SAFERIDE DRUNK
WHEN YOUR FRIEND STARTS DANCING WITH A HOT GUY
And you “subtly” encourage her:
EVOLUTION OF MY SEX LIFE
Before Northwestern:
At Northwestern:
HOW TO ACE AN EXAM
WHEN THERE'S A DRUNK GIRL CRYING IN A FRAT...
WHEN A HOT GUY DOESN'T HAVE A DATE TO HIS FORMAL
WHENEVER NORTHWESTERN SENDS OUT A SECURITY ALERT...
WHEN MY MOM ASKS WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND
WHEN I'M SOBER SISTER AT MY SORORITY CRUSH PARTY
Watching all my sisters make out with randos
WHEN MY FRIEND IS TELLING ME ABOUT HER AWESOME...
WHEN I SAY I'M NOT DRINKING TONIGHT
And then someone offers me tequila:
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME TO GO TO ZUMBA AT SPAC
WHEN I ASK SOMEONE THEIR MAJOR AND THEY SAY...
WHEN MY FOREIGN TA TRIES TO TEACH
WHEN YOU SEE THAT GUY YOU THINK IS CUTE MAKING OUT...
WHEN MY GREEK FRIEND STARTS TALKING ABOUT HER...