WHAT SHOULD WE CALL NORTHWESTERN

WHEN I DISCOVERED TINDER

WHEN I WALK OUT OF A MIDTERM AND I’M SURE I ACED IT

WHEN A BOY TRIES TO MAKE OUT WITH ME IN A BAR

WHEN I SPEND FRIDAY NIGHT STUDYING

WHEN I GO GROCERY SHOPPING AT WHOLE FOODS

WHEN MY FRIEND IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF A BOY LIKES HER

WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS WITH MY HAIR

SPRING IN EVANSTON

Today:

Tomorrow:

WHEN I DO AN HOUR-LONG KELLOGG STUDY

WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT MY WEEKEND PLANS ARE